At BIG Images, our street has notoriously horrible parking. Walking a block (or just biking from our houses) isn’t too much hassle for the people who work here, but sometimes people park in our parking lot and go to other businesses nearby rather than walking a block themselves. If they ask us if it’s cool, we pretty much give them the go-ahead, never mind that we have signs saying “PARKING FOR BIG IMAGES AND iii DESIGN” right in front of every parking spot.
Heck, sometimes people even stop and leave their car fully blocking the driveway. That really grinds my gears.
My mind often fills with possible avenues of revenge:
- Slapping a few BIG Images stickers and letting them advertise for us around town, you know, as a trade for our inconvenience.
- We have a giant slab of styrofoam that looks an awful lot like a boulder. We just pick it up and set it behind their car.
Friday a “gentleman” in a gigantic Ford F250 blocked our driveway to go next door. Completely blocked.
I wrote a note on a piece of paper saying,
“Please be more considerate to others. Respectfully, BIG Images and iii Design”
and stuck it under his windshield.
A few minutes later, he walked out to his jerkmobile, grabbed the note, and yelled back at the shop, “next time I’m going to block the entire f***ing driveway!” before peeling away. What a class act.