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“Weapons of Ass Destruction”

I’ve thought a lot about a few things since last I wrote.

1) Last week I started using an elaborate system of post-it notes to keep everything I needed to accomplish straight. After telling Brian about this, he said “wait. You just used the words ‘post-it’ and ‘elaborate’ in the same sentence.”

He was right. Who was I kidding?

2) I want to make millions producing a workout tape entitled “Weapons of Ass Destruction.”

3) Celestial Seasoning’s Peppermint tea is seriously freakin’ awesome.